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Kolenda
Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
kolenda
Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
kolenda by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007
Kölleda
It is a small town in the middle of germany.
It has nothing in the area to have fun with or to entertain you.
It is a pisshole.
It has nothing in the area to have fun with or to entertain you.
It is a pisshole.
Kölleda by Sprudel12345 June 25, 2020
Kölleda
Kölleda is a small shitty town in the middle of Germany.
Nobody in the town likes it there and all of them want to leave.
You have nothing todo there and nobody is proud of this place so when someone asks you where you live you have to make up a new town to cover up that you live in Kölleda.
The only good thing you have is a nice chinese restaurant.
And the people living there mostly consist of neo nazis or leftists which makes it even worse.
And drugs are a big problem too, everywhere you go you can get crack, weed, or other stuff like that.
Nobody in the town likes it there and all of them want to leave.
You have nothing todo there and nobody is proud of this place so when someone asks you where you live you have to make up a new town to cover up that you live in Kölleda.
The only good thing you have is a nice chinese restaurant.
And the people living there mostly consist of neo nazis or leftists which makes it even worse.
And drugs are a big problem too, everywhere you go you can get crack, weed, or other stuff like that.
Person 1: Hey dude where du you live.
Person 2: Ehhh I live in Buxtehude. (totally not in Kölleda)
Person 1: Cool when can I visit you.
Person 2: Fuck. ..... (this friendship is not gonna hold long enough)
Person 2: Ehhh I live in Buxtehude. (totally not in Kölleda)
Person 1: Cool when can I visit you.
Person 2: Fuck. ..... (this friendship is not gonna hold long enough)
Kölleda by Sprudel12345 July 4, 2020
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