Kollenda 

(Noun) the kind of excessive fake tan job that leaves the recipient looking orange.

OH....MY....GOD....look at Kevin! He's had a Kollenda. He looks like he's been dipped in creosote.

Kollenda by everyone August 23, 2004

Kolenda 

Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.

Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!

Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013

kolenda 

Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.

Man after having to take that shit, i have to take a shower and I feel so fucking kolenda!

kolenda by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007

Kölleda 

It is a small town in the middle of germany.
It has nothing in the area to have fun with or to entertain you.
It is a pisshole.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing.
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: I bet you Live in Kölleda

Kölleda by Sprudel12345 June 25, 2020

Kölleda 

Kölleda is a small shitty town in the middle of Germany.
Nobody in the town likes it there and all of them want to leave.
You have nothing todo there and nobody is proud of this place so when someone asks you where you live you have to make up a new town to cover up that you live in Kölleda.
The only good thing you have is a nice chinese restaurant.

And the people living there mostly consist of neo nazis or leftists which makes it even worse.
And drugs are a big problem too, everywhere you go you can get crack, weed, or other stuff like that.

Person 1: Hey dude where du you live.
Person 2: Ehhh I live in Buxtehude. (totally not in Kölleda)
Person 1: Cool when can I visit you.
Person 2: Fuck. ..... (this friendship is not gonna hold long enough)

Kölleda by Sprudel12345 July 4, 2020