1) In most of the U.S.: A Czech/Slovak food. Small round pastry. Soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk

"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of the cafe! She was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical."

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kolache

a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.

'hi boyfriend, wanna kolache?'

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The Kolache

An act in which you thrust your penis repeatedly inside another human's fat roll.

She buttered me up and let me do the kolache on her last night.

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Kolache

The act of a homosexual male bleaching one's asshole, also know as the balloon knot.

Male 1 - Yo what's your plan tonight bro?
Male 2 - Just GTK
Male1 - Don't you mean GTL
Male 2 - No man! Gym Tanning Kolache

Male 1 - What the fuck is Kolache?
Male 2 - Getting my B-hole bleached!
Male 1 - Your such a fag

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Kursed Kolache

Sticking a Q-Tip in your male friend's unwiped ass and shoving it in the hole of your cock halfway. Then ram your friend's ass until the Q-Tip gets stuck

" I fucking Kursed Kolache'd John so hard last night, I'll be having cotton kidney stones for weeks." - Dwayne

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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