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kolache
1) In most of the U.S.: A Czech/Slovak food. Small round pastry. Soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk
"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of the cafe! She was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical."
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kolache
a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.
kolache by lorraineykid56 December 3, 2009
Kolache
Male 1 - Yo what's your plan tonight bro?
Male 2 - Just GTK
Male1 - Don't you mean GTL
Male 2 - No man! Gym Tanning Kolache
Male 1 - What the fuck is Kolache?
Male 2 - Getting my B-hole bleached!
Male 1 - Your such a fag
Male 2 - Just GTK
Male1 - Don't you mean GTL
Male 2 - No man! Gym Tanning Kolache
Male 1 - What the fuck is Kolache?
Male 2 - Getting my B-hole bleached!
Male 1 - Your such a fag
Kolache by Squrt Reynolds November 9, 2015
The Kolache
The Kolache by White_Goodman September 22, 2014
Kursed Kolache
Sticking a Q-Tip in your male friend's unwiped ass and shoving it in the hole of your cock halfway. Then ram your friend's ass until the Q-Tip gets stuck
" I fucking Kursed Kolache'd John so hard last night, I'll be having cotton kidney stones for weeks." - Dwayne
Kursed Kolache by MJIOCBHBAEERL October 14, 2021
Floridian Kolache
Floridian Kolache by Tobias Finch July 22, 2026
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