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Kohlman is a special kinda person, a laugh that fills a room and yet has a special magical sense of fashion. Kohlman's are smart both in the streets, sheets and in the books. They have a taste for x-mas baked goods and will be a supportive hand at any time. They are artistic and have a brilliant mind. They could be from any where such Brooklyn NY to Seattle WA. They have a New Englander Charm and with a love of all things house, hip hop, indie and RnB. Kohlman's are just damn special. Make sure to have one in your life!
Person 1: omg I had a complete artistic moment the other day

Person 2. Did you totally have a Kohlman

person 1: how the hell did you know

Person 2 It was the laugh you just let out, full and funny!
kohlman by AwntieJ November 24, 2021
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Possibly the coolest, most badass last name ever. Pronounced kool-min. A Kuhlman usually has a super hot girlfriend, and is known for their ability to drink large quantities of alcohol. Kuhlmans usually get called by their last name because it's just so god damn awesome.
Anyone with the last name of Kuhlman
Kuhlman by Kuhlman August 3, 2009
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