Kohltan

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A guy who is very talkative and outgoing.He’s very funny when he tries not to be. He’s rarely serious. He isn’t someone to give multiple chances. He hides his emotions. He has a lot of friends and is never talking to the same person.

Oh look who Kohltan’s talking to now

Kohltan by All Chances November 22, 2021

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kohltan

has lots of friends but swears he does not. Does not show his emotions. Does not like the idea of second chances and has very strong opinions. He thinks hes the funniest person in the world but is pretty funny. He also swears he owns the world. But dont let him fool you he may seem trustworthy but get on his bad side and he will tell everyone everything he knows about you. He has a new crush every week that are always way out of his league and that hell never pull.

Kohltan is a chill guy.

kohltan by ugh that one girl June 8, 2022

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Kohltan • kohlton • Kohlbanger • kohlman • kohlmann • Kohlten • Koltan

Kohlton

A very good looking and charming guy.

He’s country with a wild side.

Won’t wear anything but cowboy boots and jeans and won’t find me without a hat on.

He loves driving diesels, cowboying, and tearing shit up. Always says Yee Yee

His middle name is usually By God.

Wow, Kohlton is so fucking sexy.

Kohlton by KBGB May 21, 2018

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Kohlton

A very different kind of person he usually hides his emotions with a smile but can be the funnest guy to hang out with all the ghosts better watch out! He may be shy but once you know him he cannot shut up he prefers female over male friends but is in no way gay

Hey kohlton there's spooks afoot

Kohlton by All regrets November 9, 2018

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Koltan

Koltan is the type of person that will always be by your side. He is blessed and is in love with love. He can be a doofus, but he is very sweet in charming. When you see the way he looked at you, you know he is the person for you.

Girl#1 Did you see the way that Koltan looked ate me? Girl #2 Omg yea he is the one for you!

Koltan by Lisa6537648 November 26, 2018

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Kohlten

A cute happy smiley little boy who I love alot.

The happy baby in the jumperoo is a Kohlten.

Kohlten by mewhowithanexactlywhatonachain April 28, 2010

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kohlton

A retartarted person who is jakes bitch and servant forever

Kohlton get over here and make me a fucking sandwich you bitch!

kohlton by I am jake February 7, 2014

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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