Kohlman is a special kinda person, a laugh that fills a room and yet has a special magical sense of fashion. Kohlman's are smart both in the streets, sheets and in the books. They have a taste for x-mas baked goods and will be a supportive hand at any time. They are artistic and have a brilliant mind. They could be from any where such Brooklyn NY to Seattle WA. They have a New Englander Charm and with a love of all things house, hip hop, indie and RnB. Kohlman's are just damn special. Make sure to have one in your life!

Person 1: omg I had a complete artistic moment the other day

Person 2. Did you totally have a Kohlman

person 1: how the hell did you know

Person 2 It was the laugh you just let out, full and funny!

kohlman by AwntieJ November 24, 2021

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Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Bad ass with a big dick.

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann by Tlynn33 July 1, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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