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koetter

A smart handsome man who gets all the ladies. Koetter is the type of person that will steal your bitch. Koetter is funny, hilarious, strong, can be described as dawane Johnson
Hot girl:Omg did you see koetter?
Friend: No why?
by Deshawn2_ November 22, 2021
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Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
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Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
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peter knetter

also known as patter the natter is a famous youtuber for making youtube videos on nintendo and sega
cardboard silver: EGG
peter knetter: no
by mandudeguy man hot man June 23, 2019
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Kettering

When two people are arguing the same side of a point but continue arguing.
You guys are just kettering, shut up so I can get some sleep.
by laszlomann September 30, 2015
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Kettering University

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.
Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.
by Prometheus September 17, 2004
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Ketterdam

A fictional city from Leigh Bardugo's Grishaverse. It is based off of Amsterdam but is superior in many ways as it is home to the Dregs, lead by Kaz Brekker who is one of the best morally grey protagonists written, ever. It unfortunately also home to Pekka Rollins and Van Eck, both dispicable criminals of the evil, not-Kaz-Brekker sort.
Person 1: "I want to live in Ketterdam"
Non-Reader: "What's that?"
Person 1:" A place of gambling, law-breaking, canals, stunning buildings, the Crow Club..." (they continue their description whilst the non-reader walks off in confused silence)
by seaglassforever September 21, 2021
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