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A man who fucking rapes people.
Bush is a kobeist.
kobeist by Osama bin Laden November 1, 2003
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The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.
Dj is showing Kobeism on the court.
Kobeism by recklesswrld January 27, 2020
The belief that one person can inspire an entire generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries, and to never, ever give up
Kobeism by saggy tater tits January 27, 2020
"God has converted to Kobeism"
"Jesus converted to Kobeism; he wears Kobe pajamas to bed"
kobeism by hhhahahaha April 25, 2009
(Noun) (Koh-Bee-Izm) The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.
We all follow Kobeism in some way. Working as hard as we possibly can, full of determination to reach our goals
Kobeism by LippRippinNH January 27, 2020

KobeStani 

Not fans, but Stans, and members of the group of radical followers of Kobe Bryant (a long RETIRED NBA Player who nicknamed himself and had 2 numbers retired by the same team as 2 examples of his narcissistic ego that never cared about teammates or ironically fans) who seceded from LakerNation to form the small region of KobeStan. KobeStan is in a forever war against the kingdom of LeBronistan, although King James and his followers have no idea a war has been waged, nor why.
Can you believe some Kobestani defaced the LeBron mural for a THIRD time this week?

Of course. They aren’t laker fans or they’d be happy their team got the GOAT and won’t suck anymore.
KobeStani by Tip707 July 23, 2018
A term black people use to describe the intensity of pounding pussy with cock
1 Ayo niggi imma kobeast inyo pussy after I'm done with my side chick.
2 Black cum shot score
kobeast by Bitniggapullayopanti August 19, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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