8 definitions by Jude
a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant
by Jude August 13, 2004
Crazy motherfucker that always seems to fall assbackwards into money and pussy. I hate that motherfucker, he doesnt do shit and is treated like a god.
Fuck you ted.
Fuck you ted.
by Jude April 6, 2005
When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.
by Jude October 24, 2006
zaint is a rapper from the south, and he is affiliated with the lost soulz, an underground rappers who bust rhymes and could flow like hell...
by Jude December 5, 2004
by Jude January 26, 2006
Aggression or needless bumptiousness displayed by a man below average height when it is perceived to be an attempt to compensate for his small size.
A shorter guy is constantly jostled in a crowd by an unthinking taller guy who sees over his head. Eventually, the shorter guy reacts aggressively by verbally abusing the taller guy. The taller guy is superciliously amused because the amount of aggression shown by the shorter guy is disproportionate to his presumed physical ability to carry through his threats. "Oh - it's short man syndrome".
by Jude April 28, 2004
Someone of an intelect way too high for their own good, raising him above his peers. especially a nalboner's intellect
by Jude January 20, 2005