knurft

Knurft is a person who is incredibly incapabel in zijn hoofd.
Often a person who dislikes school and learning and has the IQ of a postzegel.

Me: Yo, Fabienne her boyfriend is echt een knurft..
Friend1: Yeah.. He really is a knurft and a pinda too.
Friend2: PINDA?? WALNOOT??
Me: :(

knurft by MartijnB October 11, 2022

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knurt

An instance of intense masturbation, in which the jizz rockets out so quickly and with such force, that it inflicts pain on the fapper instead of pleasure.

God, man... I can still feel that knurt from last night. I've gotta start doing it slower.

knurt by Flip DeSwitch October 21, 2015

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knurft • knurt • Knurf • knurtel • KNURTIL

knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

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Knurt

Another way to say idiot in norwegian

shut up knurt

damn, why are you such a knurt

Knurt by Knurten July 14, 2017

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KNURTIL

Knurtil is a game, the rules are simple you find a homeless man or women and slowly rape the homless person in the eye
when you nut you scream: KNURTIL!!!!

homelessdude: wtf are you doing
Me:KNURTIL

KNURTIL by iLiveinyourbasement February 13, 2019

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Knurf

An idiot, Someone who lacks common sense and tries to manipulate other people for their own personal interests .

Jamie is such a knurf

Knurf by Shwornknurf November 17, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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