knurft

Knurft is a person who is incredibly incapabel in zijn hoofd.
Often a person who dislikes school and learning and has the IQ of a postzegel.

Me: Yo, Fabienne her boyfriend is echt een knurft..
Friend1: Yeah.. He really is a knurft and a pinda too.
Friend2: PINDA?? WALNOOT??
Me: :(

by MartijnB October 11, 2022

knurt

An instance of intense masturbation, in which the jizz rockets out so quickly and with such force, that it inflicts pain on the fapper instead of pleasure.

God, man... I can still feel that knurt from last night. I've gotta start doing it slower.

by Flip DeSwitch October 21, 2015

knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Knurt

Another way to say idiot in norwegian

shut up knurt

damn, why are you such a knurt

by Knurten July 14, 2017

KNURTIL

Knurtil is a game, the rules are simple you find a homeless man or women and slowly rape the homless person in the eye
when you nut you scream: KNURTIL!!!!

homelessdude: wtf are you doing
Me:KNURTIL

by iLiveinyourbasement February 13, 2019

Knurf

An idiot, Someone who lacks common sense and tries to manipulate other people for their own personal interests .

Jamie is such a knurf

by Shwornknurf November 17, 2020