knurtel
Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.
knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
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Knurkel
Knurkel can be used in many situations, Similar to "hella". It is generally used in place of a verb (although it van be any verb "fucking" is what it is generally used in place of)
1: Damn, that girl got a big ole but, i would knurkel that til its purple
2: Whats up my Knurkel
3:Damn, that girl got a big ole knurkel
2: Whats up my Knurkel
3:Damn, that girl got a big ole knurkel
Knurkel by MikeyMike650 October 23, 2010
knuttel
knuttel by Thatgorgeousdude January 1, 2014
KNURTIL
Knurtil is a game, the rules are simple you find a homeless man or women and slowly rape the homless person in the eye
when you nut you scream: KNURTIL!!!!
when you nut you scream: KNURTIL!!!!
KNURTIL by iLiveinyourbasement February 13, 2019
kurtel
a cute black boy of gets alot of girls but cant keep them he is know as the school player every girl falls for him but he could care less if they did he defends his family but will only fight for what he wants
kurtel by Diggz._fmt October 20, 2024
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