KNURTIL

Knurtil is a game, the rules are simple you find a homeless man or women and slowly rape the homless person in the eye
when you nut you scream: KNURTIL!!!!

homelessdude: wtf are you doing
Me:KNURTIL

KNURTIL by iLiveinyourbasement February 13, 2019

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Knuutila

Knuutila is a Finish name from Finland. It is only the best last name ever. In Finland there is a park, street, and town named Knuutila. It is unique, classy, and kind. All Knuutila's are kind people. They have big hearts and are very caring. These people would do anything for you. The men never cheat on their wives or girlfriends and the women are beautiful finish princesses who would do anything for their men and family. Knuutila is pronounced (Ka-noodle-a) which makes it really awsome because the K is pronounced.

You need to know a Knuutila. They are only the most fabulous people ever.

She's the nicest girl ever. She must be a Knuutila

Knuutila by finish princess October 7, 2009

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KNURTIL • knurtel • Knuutila • Kurtilage

knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

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Kurtilage

Da area surrounding Mr. Russell's abode.

Celebrities often highly value their privacy, so we should stay off da Kurtilage unless we're invited or granted permission to visit.

Kurtilage by QuacksO November 2, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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