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Knurft is a
person
who is incredibly incapabel in zijn hoofd.
Often a
person
who dislikes school and learning and has the
IQ
of a postzegel.
Me: Yo, Fabienne her
boyfriend
is echt
een
knurft..
Friend1: Yeah.. He
really
is a knurft and a pinda too.
Friend2: PINDA?? WALNOOT??
Me: :(
knurft
by
MartijnB
October 11, 2022
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