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Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
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Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
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"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
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"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
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Get the Kurtis Town mug.A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
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Get the Kurtaism mug.A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
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