knurt

An instance of intense masturbation, in which the jizz rockets out so quickly and with such force, that it inflicts pain on the fapper instead of pleasure.

God, man... I can still feel that knurt from last night. I've gotta start doing it slower.

knurt by Flip DeSwitch October 21, 2015

Knurt

Another way to say idiot in norwegian

shut up knurt

damn, why are you such a knurt

Knurt by Knurten July 14, 2017

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨

Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏

Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐

Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtis Town

A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.

"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air

Kurtis Town by papaslittlesnowflake June 14, 2019

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.

“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.

“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020