knowledgeum
Troy McClure: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" ...
knowledgeum by las April 13, 2008
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knowledgeum
A museum dedicated to knowledge. Appears in Springfield in The Simpsons episode "This Little Wiggy" (s09e18).
Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to touch a star, or which of the Three Stooges had the biggest brain? Find out at the knowledgeum!
knowledgeum by JW52242 January 21, 2010
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The Book of Knowledge
Adam: Which agency did she come from?
John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"
John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"
The Book of Knowledge by Mr. Mac&Cheese August 2, 2013
Knowledge is power is time is money
A well-known quote by Rikkard Ambrose, a character from series of books Storm and Silence by Robert Thier.
Knowledge is power is time is money by spiffing_excellence May 7, 2021
the Knowledge
The Knowledge is the in-depth study of London street routes and places of interest that taxicab-drivers must complete to obtain a licence to operate a black cab. It was instigated in 1851, and has changed little since.
It is the world's most demanding training course for taxicab-drivers; and applicants will usually need at least 12 'Appearances' (attempts at the final test), after preparation averaging 34 months, to pass the examination.
It is the world's most demanding training course for taxicab-drivers; and applicants will usually need at least 12 'Appearances' (attempts at the final test), after preparation averaging 34 months, to pass the examination.
the Knowledge by joesmith October 11, 2006
Dropping Knowledge Bombs
When an individual drops a particularly insightful piece of knowledge on another individual in an unexpected situation causing a monumental efffect, like the effect of a bomb dropping.
Did you know that the first crusade was launched in order to pillage the holy land and increase the circulation of gold and silver coinage in northern-europe?
No i didn't, and i don't want you dropping knowledge bombs on me while im trying to shark on a girl in a nightclub
No i didn't, and i don't want you dropping knowledge bombs on me while im trying to shark on a girl in a nightclub
Dropping Knowledge Bombs by noodle-wah October 31, 2011
Knowledge Shopping
When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
Knowledge Shopping by akararules July 6, 2010
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