knotno
Look right there she’s a knotno
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knownothing
a knownothing is the complete and total opposite of a know-it-all. the knownothing sustains itself in social circles by pretending to know what they are talking about and backing up their arguments with nonexistent facts, in the hopes that the individual they are dialoging with are less educated than themselves.
when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.
when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.
Cliff Claven, the most popular and relevant knownothing of his time has been quoted saying things like:
"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"
"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"
"The word samba means to rub navels together"
"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"
"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"
"The word samba means to rub navels together"
knownothing by Colony13 February 9, 2009
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flaming knothole
This is the aftermath of consuming to many hot wings or other said hot foods.It is the day after snydrome of taking a dump and it feels like your asshole is on fire.The term can also be used to describe some fagot.
flaming knothole by car tv February 26, 2010
nut first through a knothole
nut first through a knothole by jr December 11, 2004
knotboy
knotboy by leiseydaone March 9, 2022
Knoton
Kruzi KnowNo
Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.
Kruzi KnowNo by Noodles September 7, 2003
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