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knotno

Look right there she’s a knotno
by POT332837 April 13, 2022
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knownothing

a knownothing is the complete and total opposite of a know-it-all. the knownothing sustains itself in social circles by pretending to know what they are talking about and backing up their arguments with nonexistent facts, in the hopes that the individual they are dialoging with are less educated than themselves.

when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.
Cliff Claven, the most popular and relevant knownothing of his time has been quoted saying things like:

"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"

"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"

"The word samba means to rub navels together"
by Colony13 February 9, 2009
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flaming knothole

This is the aftermath of consuming to many hot wings or other said hot foods.It is the day after snydrome of taking a dump and it feels like your asshole is on fire.The term can also be used to describe some fagot.
Wow those hot wings I ate last nite just gave me a flaming knothole.
by car tv February 26, 2010
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nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you
shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole
by jr December 11, 2004
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knotboy

“why is knotboy in his username? “
“because he a motion boy with no motion
by leiseydaone March 9, 2022
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Knoton

Did u see knoton steal those condoms?
by ASDFGHKL May 21, 2016
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Kruzi KnowNo

Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.
damnit! I cant belive that kruzi knowno of a boss fired me!
by Noodles September 7, 2003
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