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Kruzi KnowNo

Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.
damnit! I cant belive that kruzi knowno of a boss fired me!
by Noodles September 7, 2003
mugGet the Kruzi KnowNomug.

Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.
1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!
by noodles April 2, 2003
mugGet the Antiquemug.

bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.
1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.
by noodles April 2, 2003
mugGet the bonosaurusmug.

brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.
-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.
by noodles May 26, 2004
mugGet the brickmug.

scrote

A nickname that is latin for scotum. As in a nutsac. What one would call a person by the name of Scott in latin class.
1. Yo Scrote, how much time we got left in Latin, I wanna go home and beat off.

2. Hey man you know what line of translation we're on? Nah sorry, i was sticking fake cocks into my mouth to make people laugh, ask Scrote.
by noodles April 2, 2003
mugGet the scrotemug.

Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.
1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
by noodles April 2, 2003
mugGet the Lumbermug.

ghost recon 2

The ass kicker of games, i played it this weekend on Xbox. I personally think its better than Halo 2. Halo 2 doesn't even have co-op on live, thats shitty, but Ghost Recon 2 on the other hand... YOU CAN DO 16 PLAYER CO-OP!!! ITS THE SHIT!!! GET IT!! it comes out for PS2 on December 1st.
by NooDLES November 28, 2004
mugGet the ghost recon 2mug.

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