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knorn on the knob 

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.
The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.
knorn on the knob by mj_oblio February 29, 2004
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Kornackis 

Kornackis are a particular style and color of trousers made popular by MSNBC political correspondent Steve Kornacki. Kornackis can be seen when Steve is at the Big Board reviewing polling data, polling trends, and election results. It is unclear if Steve owns trousers in a different color. Unlike traditional tan-colored Khakis, Kornackis have to be darker, and trend towards a golden or sable brown color. While the cut is somewhat slim, they cannot be “skinny” as this would restrict one’s ability to jump around -- like Steve does at the Big Board. Suggested accompanying apparel: white or light blue button down long-sleeve shirt (sleeves rolled up), striped tie, glasses.
A: What are you wearing tonight?
B: I don’t know. Probably will just throw on a pair of Kornackis. You?
A: Same.
Kornackis by bed and breakfast man October 13, 2020

Charlie Kornheiser 

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.
In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
Charlie Kornheiser by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

Also Known As 

This is a phrase used to introduce aliases, nicknames, working names, legalised names, author’s pen names and so on. Identical in meaning to the old English word Yclept, it is often abbreviated to AKA.
Politicians, also known as two-faced exponents of weasel words.
Also Known As by AKACroatalin May 17, 2015

Khorne Flakes 

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

Korn's Triad 

Term used to describe desirable traits in mates. specificaly refering to Korn's requirements of being nice, smart, and goodlooking. And likes Korn
"I went out with her a few times, but she didn't meet Korn's Triad so I just gave her a hot carl and sent her on her way"
Korn's Triad by litterati July 10, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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