knorn on the knob

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.

The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

knorn

a knife,a spoon,and a fork all together in one utensil. This is handy when you are eating lumpy mashed potatoes with stake.

"Oh look!Joe's using his handy-dandy knorn!Joe must be a knorner

by Potatoes and tomatoes November 18, 2019