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knorn on the knob 

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.
The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.
knorn on the knob by mj_oblio February 29, 2004
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Kornackis 

Kornackis are a particular style and color of trousers made popular by MSNBC political correspondent Steve Kornacki. Kornackis can be seen when Steve is at the Big Board reviewing polling data, polling trends, and election results. It is unclear if Steve owns trousers in a different color. Unlike traditional tan-colored Khakis, Kornackis have to be darker, and trend towards a golden or sable brown color. While the cut is somewhat slim, they cannot be “skinny” as this would restrict one’s ability to jump around -- like Steve does at the Big Board. Suggested accompanying apparel: white or light blue button down long-sleeve shirt (sleeves rolled up), striped tie, glasses.
A: What are you wearing tonight?
B: I don’t know. Probably will just throw on a pair of Kornackis. You?
A: Same.
Kornackis by bed and breakfast man October 13, 2020

Charlie Kornheiser 

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.
In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
Charlie Kornheiser by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

Also Known As 

This is a phrase used to introduce aliases, nicknames, working names, legalised names, author’s pen names and so on. Identical in meaning to the old English word Yclept, it is often abbreviated to AKA.
Politicians, also known as two-faced exponents of weasel words.

Khorne Flakes 

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

Korn's Triad 

Term used to describe desirable traits in mates. specificaly refering to Korn's requirements of being nice, smart, and goodlooking. And likes Korn
"I went out with her a few times, but she didn't meet Korn's Triad so I just gave her a hot carl and sent her on her way"
Korn's Triad by litterati July 10, 2012