1. Even though I love banging koogmans, their sideways vaginas always throw me off.

2. There are so many goddamn koogmans at Disneyland that my kids can't get pictures with Mickey cuz they jump in front of us and take a million pictures.

koogman by Mr. Qwerty Uiop March 5, 2012

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The Krogmann Hook Shot

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.

Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL

The Krogmann Hook Shot by Long John Shaun October 6, 2009

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kongman31

your average twitch streamer who is gay for skyblock. loves minecraft more than his girlfriend. put a curse on his girlfriend so she would play minecraft for epic viewership. ignores chat because spam.

iScore: Yo! Did you watch Kongman31's stream today?
RT: No, he doesn't read my donations.

kongman31 by shinytinyhiney May 6, 2020

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krogman

He's the buff private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks

My eyes are bleeding

krogman by Biggus Dickus March 20, 2004

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