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trenton koopman

Trenton Koopman is a bitch with a small pecker.
Wow he was such a Trenton Koopman.
trenton koopman by sazzy girl March 12, 2015

The Krogmann Hook Shot 

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.
Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL

kongman31 

your average twitch streamer who is gay for skyblock. loves minecraft more than his girlfriend. put a curse on his girlfriend so she would play minecraft for epic viewership. ignores chat because spam.
iScore: Yo! Did you watch Kongman31's stream today?
RT: No, he doesn't read my donations.
kongman31 by shinytinyhiney May 6, 2020
He's the buff private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks
krogman by Biggus Dickus March 20, 2004
"Koopman" is a tall kid...hes really fucking tall...holy shit...TALL...who the fuck thought of that...TALL HOLY SHIT TO FUCKING TALL...and tall did i mention that...hes also pretty dam kool(notice cool is spelt kool cuz its Koopman)"Koopman" is so tall he leves people speachless. Including tall and kool he is really fuckin smart...hes like Tall smart...and thats pretty smart...for someone as kool as him...
"Damn Koopman is tall!!!"

"HOLY SHIT T...A...L...L"

"Damn it I wish I was as tall as Koopman"
Koopman by Koopman September 7, 2004

kongman31 

your average twitch streamer who is gay for skyblock. loves minecraft more than his girlfriend. put a curse on his girlfriend so she would play minecraft and give him epic viewership on twitch. ignores his chat because spam.
Leaf: Yo! Have you stopped by kongman31's stream today?
Legxcy: No, he never reads my chats.
kongman31 by shinytinyhiney May 6, 2020