knoert

Knoert is a man who hugs trees everyday. No matter what is going on.

He is a real knoert, look at him.

by algebblah nigga 12 June 21, 2017

Knobert Whoredrey

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

knobert

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004

knobert

Robert Fryar sucks knobs, therefore he is a knobert.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert.

by Robert Fryar June 19, 2004

knærtentant

knærtentant er ett ord som er et otrd som du kan bruke istedenfor og si fuck

knærtentant ass.

by T O B I May 22, 2021

knort

When you are masturbating and try to edge it off but are unable to.

Justin tried to edge himself but ended up knorting.

by Seryph August 18, 2017

Knoester

Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.

That guy over there with the lesbian haircut looks like a real Knoester.

by Just the Tip ton November 22, 2010