knoert 

Knoert is a man who hugs trees everyday. No matter what is going on.

He is a real knoert, look at him.

knoert by algebblah nigga 12 June 21, 2017

Knobert Whoredrey 

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

Knobert Whoredrey by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

knobert 

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

knobert by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004

knobert 

Robert Fryar sucks knobs, therefore he is a knobert.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert.

knobert by Robert Fryar June 19, 2004

knærtentant 

knærtentant er ett ord som er et otrd som du kan bruke istedenfor og si fuck

knærtentant ass.

knærtentant by T O B I May 22, 2021

knort 

When you are masturbating and try to edge it off but are unable to.

Justin tried to edge himself but ended up knorting.

knort by Seryph August 18, 2017

Knoester 

Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.

That guy over there with the lesbian haircut looks like a real Knoester.

Knoester by Just the Tip ton November 22, 2010