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Wobbley Knobler 

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

Prarie Pork Knobler 

A woman who lives out on the prairie and engages in fellatio with anything that has a third leg out in the sticks.
Yea ole Lori Ann is sure a" Prarie Pork Knobler" ,she porked ma chubby so hard I can barely see !

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The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Knobber Nugget 

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.
Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Knobber Nugget by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019