One who purchases and drives a used
police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap,
crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn
mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol
car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like
crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin'
cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.