kneecle 

A condition often affecting "thiccer" people where their knee, when fully bent (so the heel is nearly touching the buttocks), is still "squishy" to the touch. People with out kneecles can feel the hard bone when touching their knee in this position. Squishiness levels can range from car tire to Jell-O.

Wow, her legs are so thicc she's got some phat kneecle, but I kinda like it ;)

kneecle by jojolip November 30, 2017

kneeple 

A growth of the nippalia in the knee region

"Dude, i just got my kneeple pierced"
"Get away from me you sick fuckle"

kneeple by AndeeZ June 7, 2007

Kneeples 

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

Kneeples by Foo00 June 12, 2008

Kneeclap 

When you're trying to be a straight male but you see an overwhelming masculine force (e.g. Henry Cavill as Geralt) and your legs spread but you try to desperately close them.

Bro 1: how was The Witcher

Bro 2: I...I kneeclapped bro

Bro 1: bro, sames

Kneeclap by Dr. Gay4Cavill February 13, 2022

lazy kneeler 

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

lazy kneeler by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

Kneecoleslaw

A cat choking bitch that shows her tits on chaturbate.

Girl, did you hear about LegendaryLea? I heard she Kneecoleslaw'd her cat.

Kneecoleslaw by Andyisnotsupport October 18, 2016

kneeclap 

to slap a person in the knee with great force and violent intentions.

I fell when a man stole my wallet and kneeclapped me.

kneeclap by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026