kneeler 

someone who tends to masturbate mostly from the knees, usually on Linoleum or hard wood floors. this subject tends to have a sexual abuse history, stemming from an uncle getting knuckle deep into thier 9 yr old cornhole.

that dude's such a kneeler. i caught him kneeling and spanking it my neighbors flower bed the other day.

kneeler by ryan debloney September 7, 2005

kneeler 

Someone who gets down on their knees and sits on their feet when they are masturbating to porn.

You could tell he was a kneeler by the rug burns on his knees and the stains on his thighs.

kneeler by Scotty O. September 7, 2005

lazy kneeler 

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

lazy kneeler by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

Red Kneeler 

Person who will do ANYTHING to advance in professional life.

Similar to a brown noser, where the nose of the person is up the superiors butt a Red Kneeler has sore knees from Felating the superiors to gain advancement.

Isabelle is completely incompetent, but because she's a red kneeler she gains advancement.

Red Kneeler by The Non Kneeler September 16, 2010

sneaky kneeler 

Sexual position in which an individual who is providing oral sex, surprisingly sticks a finger into the anus of recipient.

Bro, Janice gave me a sneaky kneeler last night. I kind of liked it!

sneaky kneeler by Runningforpresident January 2, 2017

kneejerk 

To react without thinking. To form an opinion without paying attention.

When he said he was a Republican, the college student's kneejerk reaction was to boo him.

kneejerk by </time> September 14, 2003

Kneejerk 

When a person responds or reacts due to past experiences or trauma without being mindful of the consequences of said response.

Her kneejerk response was to say she didn't believe in love...

Kneejerk by Bevrlykillz January 2, 2020