klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz

The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.

klutzterfuck by Schnackenpfefferhausen October 10, 2015

klusterfuck 

A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:

-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.

-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.

-Breaks down more often than not.

-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.

Man, did you see that klusterfuck of a muffler Tony put on his Toyota?

klusterfuck by aethernet October 2, 2007

Klusterfuck 

Mass political gatherings organized by political parties for personal gains over human lives.

A real Klusterfuck is about to happen in every single atoll

Klusterfuck by TriskelionArmy April 9, 2021