pit boss

a tv show on Animal Planet featuring a bunch of midgets trying to rescue pitbull dogs from abusive owners

Guy 1: You watchin' some kinda Jerry Springer special about midgets?

Guy 2: Nah, just a regular episode of Pit Boss.

Guy 1: Suit yourself. I'm gonna go masturbate to some Emma Watson fakes.

by Schnackenpfefferhausen February 15, 2011

klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz

The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.

by Schnackenpfefferhausen August 28, 2015