kluken
kluken by Klukenation February 20, 2021
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neuken in de keuken
literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
neuken in de keuken by Yogalates April 8, 2005
klugens
klugens by dan erickson January 28, 2005
Luken kuken
Luken kuken is the Most bad ass looking guy who also is orten, he fuck them hoes with his large penis
Luken kuken by Luken7000 November 5, 2019
wil je neuken in de keuken
wil je neuken in de keuken by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022
kluking
The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.
"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."
kluking by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010
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