That’s one hell of a kluken.
by Klukenation February 20, 2021
Get the kluken mug.literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
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Get the klugens mug.Luken kuken is the Most bad ass looking guy who also is orten, he fuck them hoes with his large penis
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Get the wil je neuken in de keuken mug.The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.
"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."
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