kluken 

A large ass. Only people named Wilson can use this word.

That’s one hell of a kluken.

kluken by Klukenation February 20, 2021

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

neuken in de keuken by Yogalates April 8, 2005

KEUKENROL 

A common thing Dutch people say after "kanker".

"KEUKENROL!"

KEUKENROL by ThatDutchGuy August 13, 2018

klugens 

an asian tea-bagger. them suckaz is crazy

klugens for love, klugens for life

klugens by dan erickson January 28, 2005

Luken kuken 

Luken kuken is the Most bad ass looking guy who also is orten, he fuck them hoes with his large penis

Im best luken kuken

Luken kuken by Luken7000 November 5, 2019

wil je neuken in de keuken 

hallo

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

wil je neuken in de keuken by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022

kluking 

The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.

"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."

kluking by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010