kluking

The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.

"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."

by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010

kluting

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk

Are we Kluting tonight?

by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

Klucking

the sound a girl makes when shes right horny for ya

'last night she was so hot for me she started klucking like a chicken'

'baby imma fuck you so hard you gon kluck'

by robeyP257 June 11, 2008

Kluming

When one must purge themselves to drop weight quickly

Coach said i need to drop 5 pounds by Tuesday

I guess you'll be Kluming tonight

by clubbster August 27, 2009

Klucking

When someone is craving or fiending for either drugs, ciggarette or etc.

Dude, do you have a ciggarette?! Im klucking so hard right now.

by Kluckboi June 10, 2019

Klurking

The act of lurking around, then suddenly being klonked on the head by a falling object.

Tom: Guys lets go lurking!
Bob: Ok.
Tom: Thois is fu- *KLONK*
Bob: Now were klurking.

by EchoBois October 9, 2023

Klurking

The act of lurking, then getting klunk'ed on the head by a falling UFO

Bob: Yo lets go lurking bro
Tom: Ok.
Bob: This is so much fu- *KLUNK*
Tom: We are now Klurking

by EchoBois October 9, 2023