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The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.
"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."
kluking by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010
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When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
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Klucking 

the sound a girl makes when shes right horny for ya
'last night she was so hot for me she started klucking like a chicken'

'baby imma fuck you so hard you gon kluck'
Klucking by robeyP257 June 11, 2008
When one must purge themselves to drop weight quickly
Coach said i need to drop 5 pounds by Tuesday

I guess you'll be Kluming tonight
Kluming by clubbster August 27, 2009

Klucking 

When someone is craving or fiending for either drugs, ciggarette or etc.
Dude, do you have a ciggarette?! Im klucking so hard right now.
Klucking by Kluckboi June 10, 2019

Klurking 

The act of lurking around, then suddenly being klonked on the head by a falling object.
Tom: Guys lets go lurking!
Bob: Ok.
Tom: Thois is fu- *KLONK*
Bob: Now were klurking.
Klurking by EchoBois October 9, 2023

Klurking 

The act of lurking, then getting klunk'ed on the head by a falling UFO
Bob: Yo lets go lurking bro
Tom: Ok.
Bob: This is so much fu- *KLUNK*
Tom: We are now Klurking
Klurking by EchoBois October 9, 2023
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