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KleenGrip 

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.
I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.
KleenGrip by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011
vagina (usually derogotary)
Up yer klunge !
klunge by Giles September 23, 2003

klunge punch 

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'
klunge punch by Tuffai February 23, 2009
Balinese swearing, literally meaning "dog head". In interjection, usually written as "kleeee" or shortened as "kleng" in both oral and written. Similar with "shit" or "fuck".
Cai mule jeleme nas kleng! Kaden ci cang sing bani jak ci?!

(you're such a shit! You think I don't have guts to kick you?!)
nas kleng by Gek Koncreng January 25, 2017

J. Alexander Kueng 

A mulatto cop who was an accomplice to the killing of George Floyd. Despite warning Chauvin of Floyd's lack of pulse, he did nothing to actually to stop Chauvin from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck.

He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.

up yer klunge 

A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself.
"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"
up yer klunge by Griselda September 11, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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