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KleenGrip 

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.
I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.
KleenGrip by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011
Related Words
vagina (usually derogotary)
klunge by Giles September 23, 2003

klunge punch 

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'
klunge punch by Tuffai February 23, 2009
Balinese swearing, literally meaning "dog head". In interjection, usually written as "kleeee" or shortened as "kleng" in both oral and written. Similar with "shit" or "fuck".
Cai mule jeleme nas kleng! Kaden ci cang sing bani jak ci?!

(you're such a shit! You think I don't have guts to kick you?!)
nas kleng by Gek Koncreng January 25, 2017

J. Alexander Kueng 

A mulatto cop who was an accomplice to the killing of George Floyd. Despite warning Chauvin of Floyd's lack of pulse, he did nothing to actually to stop Chauvin from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck.

He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.

up yer klunge 

A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself.
"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"
up yer klunge by Griselda September 11, 2006