klueng
That must've really hurt your head, bcuz I could hear the klueng sound effect from the other side of the yard!
klueng by Anjlanta the Governor February 13, 2024
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KleenGrip
Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.
I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.
KleenGrip by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011
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klueng • klunge • kuenga • Klaeng Juii Knea • kleengex • KleenGrip • klengenbird • Klengpfehlen • klung • Klunge plunge
klunge
Up yer klunge !
klunge punch
derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.
klunge punch by Tuffai February 23, 2009
nas kleng
Balinese swearing, literally meaning "dog head". In interjection, usually written as "kleeee" or shortened as "kleng" in both oral and written. Similar with "shit" or "fuck".
Cai mule jeleme nas kleng! Kaden ci cang sing bani jak ci?!
(you're such a shit! You think I don't have guts to kick you?!)
(you're such a shit! You think I don't have guts to kick you?!)
nas kleng by Gek Koncreng January 25, 2017
J. Alexander Kueng
A mulatto cop who was an accomplice to the killing of George Floyd. Despite warning Chauvin of Floyd's lack of pulse, he did nothing to actually to stop Chauvin from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck.
He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.
J. Alexander Kueng by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
up yer klunge
"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"
up yer klunge by Griselda September 11, 2006
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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