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kludgy
The kludgy highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.
kludgy by Webster'03 January 28, 2003
Klugging
When a guy hits on a girl who is an aquaitence, who is not interested, a distant family member, or too good for him and does it consistently over a short period of time, making it awkward for the girl to be near him. "Kluggers" often are oblivious to the girls disinterest, so girls have to be clever when trying to ditch the clignybastard. "Kluggers" usually flirt subtly to avoid being labeled as a creep, or because they are afraid of rejection. Because the two are somehow a part of each others social, work, or family environment one has to be polite to the Klugger when trying to ease away!
Brenda: Hey Nicole are you having a good time at the party?
Nicole: Yeah, except Justin is totally klugging and won't leave me the fuck alone
Brenda: Eww isn't he you step- fathers nephew?
Nicole: yeahh, I can run from him, but I can't hide from him! Helpp me hide!
Justin: Nicole! there you are! I've been looking for you!!
Nicole: Ahhhhhhh Fuck................
Brenda: Justin would be good at that "Where's Waldo" shit we hid everywhere!
Nicole: Yeah, except Justin is totally klugging and won't leave me the fuck alone
Brenda: Eww isn't he you step- fathers nephew?
Nicole: yeahh, I can run from him, but I can't hide from him! Helpp me hide!
Justin: Nicole! there you are! I've been looking for you!!
Nicole: Ahhhhhhh Fuck................
Brenda: Justin would be good at that "Where's Waldo" shit we hid everywhere!
Klugging by BaysideBitchh August 5, 2012
klugey
klugey by Jeffrey K. May 17, 2007
Klugg
'Man life sucks, I'm so Klugg right now'
'I was so Klugg the other night, i shelved a G and finger papped this sloots esshole'
'I was so Klugg the other night, i shelved a G and finger papped this sloots esshole'
Klugg by Heyhihelloaloha May 1, 2014
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