Klugg

The lowest point of your life, where an addiction to cocaine and fat prostitutes becomes prominent.

'Man life sucks, I'm so Klugg right now'

'I was so Klugg the other night, i shelved a G and finger papped this sloots esshole'

by Heyhihelloaloha May 1, 2014

kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

kluger

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

by the kluger June 23, 2009

Knuggler

A very versatile word which can be used in almost any situation to describe an item.

Hey man, sorry I’m late my car hit a knuggler on the way here.
Wow dude, this drink is very knuggling!
Clayton Kershaw with a beautiful dipping knuggler.
Look at that car! Now that’s a knuggler!

by Meezo January 8, 2021

kluge

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

by derTeufel September 24, 2005

klunge

vagina (usually derogotary)

Up yer klunge !

by Giles September 23, 2003

kludge

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

by Alli February 4, 2003