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Definition 1: Another word for Kiss, often used by people who are lonely for more than 20 years.
Guy 1:*A completely scientific and serious text*
Girl 1:*Argee to Guy 1's text*
Some lonely guy: Come klisp.
Klisp by doggo boi July 19, 2017
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The act of pulling off your longest pubic hair to use as an impromptu dental floss
Me: Hey that steak was good mind if you give me a klisp real quick?

HANK: Sorry man I just shaved down their just use my dental floss.
Klisp by Chichi is Boss July 25, 2017
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the act of kissing someone while playfully biting his or her lower lip
Johanna was feeling so horny she klisped Matias with so much passion.
klisp by mr.writeon! November 26, 2020

Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
Krispy Cream by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

krispen wah

A name used for the former WWE wrestler Chris Benoit
The WWE want him erased from history because of the horrible crime he did

He killed his Wife and Son then he committed suicide

So people use Krispen wah to refer to him
Why are the WWE trying to erase Krispen wah from history
A state of being in which someone/something has been elevated beyond being fresh and/or fly. The ultimate state of classy.

Classy, Fresh AF, Fly AF, Buttery, Sugary, Clean

ie; David Beckham, Jonathan Goldsmith, Paul Newman, Brad Pitt
That outfit is krispy
That car is straight krispy, yo
Feelin' real krispy today
Hair lookin' krispy, man
Krispy by The Yonchman June 22, 2017
an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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