ngurr

the noise a grumpy cat boss makes when you are disturbing it from its slumber

Human child: Kitty wake up! Let's play!
Grumpy cat boss: Ngurrrrrr....

by mr.writeon! November 27, 2020

chiw

the distinctive sound of a laser beam

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the LASER!" -- chiwwwww!

by mr.writeon! December 09, 2020

klisp

the act of kissing someone while playfully biting his or her lower lip

Johanna was feeling so horny she klisped Matias with so much passion.

by mr.writeon! November 27, 2020

quallof

to stop or break off a petty argument

Betsy quallofed the bickering couple at the mall.
"Shut it up! Stop quallofing guys! We need to work together!"

by mr.writeon! November 27, 2020

Yurm

A cooler way of saying delicious

That new pizza flavor was yurm!

by mr.writeon! November 27, 2020

maooo

Sound that a Chinese cat makes

Tourist in China: "Oh look! A cat!"
Cat: "Maooo!"

(In loving memory of Chairman Mao Zedong 1893-1976)

by mr.writeon! November 27, 2020