klintman 

ugly ass bitch

klintman ueeee

klintman by yeye1337 March 7, 2018

Angry Klinsmann 

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

Angry Klinsmann by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

Klinsmann Dive 

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.

"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*

Klinsmann Dive by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005

klinsman 

its when u skid in muddy ground on u're chest like u're goin down a slide on u're front
named after german footballer jurgen klinsman who first introduced it as a celebration

look at big steves jacket! he said he pulled a klinsman last nite

klinsman by thorney January 1, 2004

cole klinzmann 

A supper fag. He is super gay and is great at butt sex. You might think he is straight but then he is always trying to touch your butt and do gay things.

Cole klinzmann means a gay person

cole klinzmann by Big fat dick December 10, 2016

klinsmann 

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

klinsmann by listypoos September 30, 2004

Klinsmann 

A man whose the most self centered idiotic piece of shit i've ever dated and can never shut up

"You can never be worse than a klinsmann"

Klinsmann by fhbfhhhhdsdd July 21, 2024