kleptus 

the tibia of a beast of kabatha, frequently consumed by the men of yurg

yo man you wanna go grill some kleptus?
sure! hunter stinks!

kleptus by reapther July 22, 2020

kleatus 

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

kleatus by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

kletus 

A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.

See that dude? He's a major kletus

kletus by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015

kleptosophilia 

The fetish of sleeping with people who will steal from you and leave unnoticed.

-Yo my gurl Soph slept with some nigga in a yellow sweata and he left in the a.m. with her cash and cards.

-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate

kleptosophilia by addindefsandshit June 4, 2014

kleptosexual 

One who engages in the theft of virginity.

Dan Cole is such a kleptosexual.

kleptosexual by Brad March 22, 2005

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.

Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.

Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

Kleptosexual 

When you're not sure of ur sexuality but you're attracted to one person you're in a relationship with.

Jeff: Aren't you a lesbian and dating a non binary?

Rose: yes I'm kleptosexual, I'm dating them and attracted to women.

Kleptosexual by PsneisCokc450 October 11, 2021