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The fetish of sleeping with people who will steal from you and leave unnoticed.
-Yo my gurl Soph slept with some nigga in a yellow sweata and he left in the a.m. with her cash and cards.

-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate
by addindefsandshit June 04, 2014
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