kleptosophilia

The fetish of sleeping with people who will steal from you and leave unnoticed.

-Yo my gurl Soph slept with some nigga in a yellow sweata and he left in the a.m. with her cash and cards.

-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate

by addindefsandshit June 4, 2014

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Kleptophiliac

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.

"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."

by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006