kleatus 

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

kleatus by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

kletus 

A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.

See that dude? He's a major kletus

kletus by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.

Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.

Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

kleats 

1) something often caked in mud/shit.
2) something that is very used to having men's toes penetrating deep inside.

"We're playing soccer, wanna' come?"
'i'm coming, baby, i'm coming...let me get inside my kleats'

kleats by english sporter March 27, 2003

Kleetus 

Name referring to genitalia

I wouldn't touch that Kleetus with a ten foot pole

Kleetus by OwlsBeCool August 11, 2012

kleptus 

the tibia of a beast of kabatha, frequently consumed by the men of yurg

yo man you wanna go grill some kleptus?
sure! hunter stinks!

kleptus by reapther July 22, 2020