A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.
Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo seedat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"