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A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.
See that dude? He's a major kletus
kletus by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015
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Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009
1) something often caked in mud/shit.
2) something that is very used to having men's toes penetrating deep inside.
"We're playing soccer, wanna' come?"
'i'm coming, baby, i'm coming...let me get inside my kleats'
kleats by english sporter March 27, 2003
Name referring to genitalia
I wouldn't touch that Kleetus with a ten foot pole
Kleetus by OwlsBeCool August 11, 2012
the tibia of a beast of kabatha, frequently consumed by the men of yurg
yo man you wanna go grill some kleptus?
sure! hunter stinks!
kleptus by reapther July 22, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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