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A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.
See that dude? He's a major kletus
kletus by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015
Words you can keep
A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO
"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"
kleatus by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009
Name that comes from Ketevan. Girls named ketusha are smart, beautiful,and loving people. Boys are crazy about them! They will stand by your side no matter what! They will love you no matter what you do! They can fell in love very easily! Girls named ketusha aren’t as popular as they should have been! So come out ketushas’ it’s your time to shine!
Your name is ketusha!?...
Oh my god you’re so beautiful!

If that girl’s name is ketusha, she’s mine
Ketusha by Nokkomacchi June 18, 2018
Keetus is a generally weird and awkward man. A Keetus is someone who is generally not good at video games.
“John is so bad at video games he is such a Keetus”
keetus by MATCHST6 September 27, 2020
Name referring to genitalia
I wouldn't touch that Kleetus with a ten foot pole
Kleetus by OwlsBeCool August 11, 2012
the tibia of a beast of kabatha, frequently consumed by the men of yurg
yo man you wanna go grill some kleptus?
sure! hunter stinks!
kleptus by reapther July 22, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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