kleptosexual
kleptosexual by Brad March 22, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Kleptosexual
When you're not sure of ur sexuality but you're attracted to one person you're in a relationship with.
Jeff: Aren't you a lesbian and dating a non binary?
Rose: yes I'm kleptosexual, I'm dating them and attracted to women.
Rose: yes I'm kleptosexual, I'm dating them and attracted to women.
Kleptosexual by PsneisCokc450 October 11, 2021
Related Words
Ketosexual
A person who is only sexually attracted to people who eat a meat based diet or are turned on by the smell of meat cooking. They like the smell of ketones and think of it as perfume.
Ketosexual by Nilsy October 6, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026