Kleptomaniacal 

A word that most definitely exists, it is an adjective that describes someone who shoplifts items that they do not necessarily need

“You steal stuff you don’t even need. Why have you acting so Kleptomaniacal recently?”

Kleptomaniacal by TheRealRoningtonJr June 13, 2022

Cyber kleptomaniac 

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.

I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.

Cyber kleptomaniac by Firmstone June 21, 2008

kleptomaniac 

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal "worthless" items, such as keychains and small fruit.

It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.

Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting several times at a grocery store, and is believed to be a kleptomaniac.

kleptomaniac by David Salberg April 27, 2006

offense kleptomaniac 

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.

"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."

offense kleptomaniac by nohbody January 1, 2009

kleptomaniac 

a muthafucka that just can't seem to keep their hands of of other people's shyt. For example, a person who goes into Wal*Mart and just has the urgency to open a pack of permanent markers just to steal the red and green ones, or the crazy ass classmate that walks by and blatantly takes your brand spankin' new lead pencil off of your desk.

This kleptomaniac bastard just walked by and took my damn napkin...

kleptomaniac by 20Breezy09 May 8, 2009

narcoleptic kleptomaniac 

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

narcoleptic kleptomaniac by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Kleptomaniac 

A clever individual who shoplifts objects frequently from places of retail. Especially for someone they take interest in.

TJ is my favorite kleptomaniac, he stole this watch for me, I wear it everyday.

Kleptomaniac by Nikki828 March 22, 2017