kleats

1) something often caked in mud/shit.
2) something that is very used to having men's toes penetrating deep inside.

"We're playing soccer, wanna' come?"
'i'm coming, baby, i'm coming...let me get inside my kleats'

by english sporter March 27, 2003

Kleather

Clothes.

Used in Ylvis brother's video "The Cabin". Derives from the norwegian saying "det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig _klær_". This saying has a rhyme to it, so when they sang it in english they made up the word kleather to make it rhyme.

there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather

by Markie123123 October 6, 2013

Ark John Keats Academy

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵

A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.

by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020

kleatus

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

John Keats

A v. sexy and talented Romantic poet who died tragically of tuberculosis at the age of twenty-five. He thought he was going to be forgotten, hence the epitaph "Here lies on whose name was writ in water", but obviously he's worthy of an entry on Urban Dictionary, so I suppose he hasn't been forgotten, after all?

After hearing about the circumstances of his death, another v. sexy and talented Romantic poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley, wrote the poem "Adonais" and claimed that Keats had been killed by his critics. There is a bit of a difference between dying because you were distressed by someone saying something nasty about your poems and dying because your lungs are half-destroyed, but obviously Shelley couldn't tell the difference.

His best known poems include "Ode to a Nightingale" "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" and "To Autumn".

John Keats was only five foot tall.

(Yes, really!)

by Leigh Hunt January 28, 2008

keats

1) To roughhouse or destroy. 2) To apply excess force (Usually causing expensive repercussions).

Don't keats that. I just bought it. You keatsed my computer, now the cd drive is jammed !!!

by zac attach April 18, 2008

Keatsy

Term of endearment for Mr. John Keats, romantic poet extraordinaire.

--I prefer the vivid articulation of Keatsy's poems to the Bysshe's lyric, but both are brilliant in my opinion.
--Neither of the two are quite Byronic enough for me; I like my British romantics with enough sass to go fight a war in Greece.

by jevvastater the devastater April 9, 2011