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1) To roughhouse or destroy. 2) To apply excess force (Usually causing expensive repercussions).
Don't keats that. I just bought it. You keatsed my computer, now the cd drive is jammed !!!
by zac attach April 18, 2008

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A type of teleportation device used primarily to transmit chocolate bars.
Stop posting all your meals on Facebook. I don't have Wonkavision.
by zac attach July 09, 2013

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