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a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon
French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi
Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018
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the nicest kid in the world a pimp when single but faithful when taken. They can dress there is no such thing as a “bummy day”. Good dick and good grades what more can you ask for. They are such gentlemen and know how to treat a woman. Holds grudges against people and will never forget about it. Oh and how can I forget everyone who has the name Kavon is 100% cute. A cute name with a cute face you can never go wrong.
Kavon is that nigga
Kavon by jackboy July 22, 2019
A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!
You're a right bloody klaxon mate!
Klaxon by disableddan May 13, 2005

Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.
"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com
Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009
God-fearing, handsome, hard-working, focused, strong (not only physically). Loves helping others. May procrastinate at times, but always completes tasks. Has great plans for the future and works to achieve them.
Kavon is such a gentleman.
Kavon by Lavie Alive April 6, 2017
A Goat, Professional PussyEater and Pussy Sensei.
That guy is such a Khavon
Khavon by VTheDeem August 16, 2021