klauren

a magical spirit of SHRUBS. (0.)0)\uy8-0scyhfejaw4

i saw a klauren in the bushes the other day

by btbtbtbrwbsrvaewliKJASVRBRBRBR February 1, 2018

Klarence

A very attractive man. Very. USUALLY NEVER MISSES A DAY OF SCHOOL. Dies for bubble tea. The e ladies man. Very strong. He is the creator and destroyer. He is just Klarence WHAT A FOOL.

(Fool 1) : Did you see klarence
(Fool 2): No
(Fool 3): WOOF im Klarence

by Klarence May 3, 2019

Klarens

Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.

Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing

Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Klarens

Friend: that makes sense

by Jay get all the girls January 6, 2021

Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

klaufen

Eine alternative Form des Ladendiebstahls, bei der der Delinquent ganz normal einkaufen geht, aber dabei auch noch etwas mitgehen lässt.

"Hey, meine Kaugummis sind aus? Gehen wir zum Aldi welche klaufen?"

by Trior October 29, 2013

klarenbeek

A woman who is so fat her neck has disappeared. Quite often a klarenbeek considers themself a sex symbol, however rather than giving pleasure a klarenbeek often gives sexually transmitted diseases.

Mike: Gee my cock is itchy and oozing.
Steve: Sounds like you have been with a klarenbeek.
Mike: Sure have, wanted to give her a pearl necklace but alas she had no neck so facial suffieced.
Steve: Baaaahaaaa

by Urban Tomato December 14, 2019

Klarence

A very goodlooking man, also a loverboy, a klarence has big dick. Very strong.

Random person: oml bitcccch did. used klarence today
Random person2: yes gurlll he fine asf

by DeepIntelligent November 21, 2021