klaufen 

Eine alternative Form des Ladendiebstahls, bei der der Delinquent ganz normal einkaufen geht, aber dabei auch noch etwas mitgehen lässt.

"Hey, meine Kaugummis sind aus? Gehen wir zum Aldi welche klaufen?"

klaufen by Trior October 29, 2013

frei kaufen 

Use the Buy-Out-Option on a hooker and keep her as a mistress

frei kaufen, so she could jump on my cock all day errrday

frei kaufen by erisch kästner April 9, 2011

klauren 

a magical spirit of SHRUBS. (0.)0)\uy8-0scyhfejaw4

i saw a klauren in the bushes the other day

klauren by btbtbtbrwbsrvaewliKJASVRBRBRBR February 1, 2018

Klausenfete 

When the main party/concert/festival has been replaced by a generator-powered speaker playing techno all night till 8 AM.

"This festival sucks ass, let's go to the Klausenfete." - "Yeah, the pussy is also heading there!"

"Can't sleep due to this f***ing Klausenfete next to our tent, ffs."

Klausenfete by prepel September 3, 2019