tomte's definitions

sagantist

A preening pseudo-scientist who uses scientific knowledge or technological advances derived from that knowledge for his or her own self-aggrandizement.

You ever see "Contact?" The character of David Drumlin is a total sagantist.

by tomte September 12, 2005

kamikaze

A fountain drink composed of multiple random shots of soda from a self-service soda fountain. Due to the inherently chaotic nature of the drink's creation, no two kamikaze drinks are ever the same. Also called a suicide, since you take your life in your own hands when you make this drink.

Etymology: Named after the Japanese suicide pilots of WWII.

I'm going to the 7-11 to get a kamikaze. Want to be my designated driver?

by tomte May 19, 2004

his infernal majesty

See Bill Gates.

I see His Infernal Majesty is releasing another patch for Windows.

by tomte May 19, 2004

urbanite

Chunks of concrete resembling rocks.

Etymology: after proper names for naturally-forming rocks and minerals, i.e. rhyolite, kimberlite, etc.

Anybody know of a vacant lot with some urbanite and steel rebar in it?

by tomte October 14, 2004

dimstisfied

The state of being hopelessly bewildered and highly amused at the same time. Other forms include dimstisfy (v.), dimstisfying (adj.), dimstisfies (v.), dimstisfication (n.), etc.

Etymology: Derived from an Engrish business reply card from Korea, which offered three levels of "satisfaction with this product": Satisfied, Natural (Neutral) , and Dimstisfied (Dissatisfied).

Have you been out to wingmusic.co.nz? I am completely dimstisfied by that woman's voice.

by tomte May 18, 2004

Foolano

A random person of questionable intelligence; dolt or moron.

Etymology: Derived from Spanish word Fulano, a generic proper noun roughly translated as "what's his name."

We would've made it out with the goods if Foolano here hadn't tripped the security system.

by tomte June 3, 2004

Hassan chop!

I am about to kick your ass six ways from Saturday.

Etymology: from the Warner Bros. cartoon character Hassan, a generic Middle Eastern grunt constantly about to cleave Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck in twain.

You dared drink my last apple beer?! HASSAAAAAN CHOP!

by tomte June 6, 2004