Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

flashing

Revealing your "private parts" to another person

ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits

Flash me for a dollar

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

2 for flinching

2 for flinching - A game where where you make someone flinch and if they do you get to punch them twice, however if you make contact while trying to make them flinch they get to punch you four times.

(makes them flinch) dats 2 for flinching man (proceeds to punch them twice)

by BigBaly February 28, 2019

flatulingus

licking a gasious asshole for mutual sexual gratification.

He engaged in flatulingus like he had been poisoned, and her asshole contained the antidote

by wuwu October 6, 2006

flashing colors

The situation when someone is accidentally or intentionally exposing (showing) colors from their clothing that relate to a gang 'color' causing alarm or suspicion from anyone that notices, especially authorities such as the police.

Young individual walking in the mall wearing all blue: hey why the hell are you questioning and searching me as if I'm carrying any weapons?! What is this the gestapo, I thought this was a free country, I could wear whatever the hell I want!

Two undercover cops: well there's been a gang stabbing here earlier and you were 'flashing colors' (wearing all blue).

by Racer12 July 17, 2009

two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!

"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.

by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012