"I'm upstairs trying to watch the bloody Hollyoaks Omnibus, and all I can hear is your sweaty scrot clatching against his arse!"
by TheKlondykesLair November 29, 2009
Get the Clatchingmug. Clatch is something made up by the youtubers Alex Wasabi and FouseyTube ( Yousef Erekat ). A clatch is considered a girl that is beautiful in your eyes and with whom you would want to go out.
1.Damn, that girl is definitely a clatch! 2. I would totally want to go out with her. She's a total clatch! 3. I mean look at her... she's a clatch...
by Jj2 September 22, 2015
Get the Clatchmug. look at that clatch over there
by clatch September 25, 2015
Get the clatchmug. by mandamankins March 8, 2010
Get the clatchmug. The act of taking a shower then using the wet towel to achieve a orgasm, In most cases the wet towel is used in a see-saw motion until the climax occurs.
Tyler- What is Taking so long for that shower?
Anonymous Hot chick - Im all most done
Tyler- done with what?
Anonymous Hot chick- My daily clatch
Anonymous Hot chick - Im all most done
Tyler- done with what?
Anonymous Hot chick- My daily clatch
by J0ELSELF June 10, 2011
Get the Clatchmug. Holy shit man, her clatch smelled awful!
It wasn't quite a clam, but wasn't quite a snatch...it's a clatch!
It wasn't quite a clam, but wasn't quite a snatch...it's a clatch!
by The Grand Wolf December 5, 2010
Get the Clatchmug. A clatch, as defined by YouTuber FouseyTube and his team, is an attractive female one has the desire to talk to when on an island. A clatch can also be defined as being a "classy catch"
by Vince__ September 26, 2015
Get the Clatchmug.