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A klarq is a term for a man with a small penis. Usually in the shape of a pencil or baby carrot.
I just had sex with this guy who had a total klarq!!!
klarq by Scrotum Breath September 13, 2009
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She is the best friend one can have. She is funny,goofy but absolutely gorgeous and beautiful. She is so so stunning! She is smart, caring and only wants the best for you! She listens and she will give the best advice! She is incredibly talented, she can do everything and she is just the most amazing person you would ever meet! Don't miss out on klara because she is awesomeness in person
who was that? she is so talented?
that's klara, duh
klara by pau.d February 6, 2018
Related Words
klarq • Klarque • Klara • Klaroline • klar • klar face • Klari • klarine • Klarna • Klarissa
The romantic shipbetween Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich and Metallica lead guitarist, Kirk Hammett.
It has been debated for years whether or not the ship was real. It does have a big following of believers though.
Oh my god. It’s just too much Klars for me to handle.
Klars by aLIEsun October 8, 2018
Klara is lonely.
She loves too much,
sometimes way too much.
She is broken but nobody knows.
She is loyal, when u got a Klara in your world then keep her.
She will never betray you.
She is kind and lovely.
She will always love you.
Klara
Klara by Babgi666 January 5, 2017
Klara is the girl who always listens to you and she would never leave you alone. The girl named Klara is always there. Sweet, friendly, intelligent, bootyful and has the most perfect sense of humour!
That bitch is just sexy sexy sexy and is ALWAYS right. Just shut up when she talks to you. Quite tall but still sweeter than you. She's a bit more crazy but what is life without her?
BORING!
Put a lil more Klara in your life.
You need some Klara in your life.
She is an amazing person, inside out. She is very pretty but is also very clever. Klara is extremely athletic and can run rapidly. The people that reject her don't truly know her. Klara is obsessed with Tom Holland and especially NF. She has a group of 6 friends whom she loves a lot. Don't mess with her, she will clap you.
Klara is just the best. I am shooketh.
Klara is a fun person sometimes stubborn but not really if you ever bump in to a Klara don't let her go she is such a delite to be aroud and very very pretty and will do what ever it takes to make things right everyone needs a Klara in there life.
person:yo, Klara i sort of broke this.....
Klara:ok to home depo we GOOOO
klara by jesicca May 14, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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