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klagg 

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Sagging vagina, usually gangrenous and a tendency to have boils, weeping sores and overall aridity. Found mainly on prostitutes and over sociable women.
That ladies klagg had more flakes than a blizzard.
klagg by bonani January 17, 2008
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Klangst 

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When you're reading/looking at art of klance (Keith x Lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad shit is happening (and it's really angsty)
Lance fell to his knees in defeat. The only thing he could do now was plead. "Keith.. You can't leave Voltron. We need you.. I need you. Doesn't that matter?" He felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as Keith looked away from him. (Basically klance moments and angst= klangst)
Klangst by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016
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klagg • klaggenschnot • K-lagging • kagger • klang • Kagg • Kagga • kaggot • Klanglois • Kligga

klawg 

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a klawg is like a dawg; but times ten. a super frumbulous shlawg. also the name of fancy oncelers abusive dad
klawg wtf are u on about ☠️
klawg go away
SPOILER IT EITHER WAY KLAWG. NOW STOP KLAWGING UR TOILET.
i’m talking about THE TINY KLAWG
i will never get over onceler saying klawg
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Kligga 

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A lazy dark-skinned Klingon homie.
That Kligga over there is packing, and if you're not careful you'll end up with a disruptor hole in your chest.
Kligga by unixfag September 8, 2008
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Ian Keaggy 

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an Ian Keaggy is a really all around amazing person.
They are sensitive, sweet, hella attractive, talented, etc.
an Ian Keaggy is a total babe at the bass and is a beast at photography.
"Omg! this photo is SHAMAZING" "Yeah That's probably because Ian Keaggy took it"

"who is that bass player? he's HOT." "Ian Keaggy."
Ian Keaggy by Share Some Cake October 29, 2011
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Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

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the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room
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klarg 

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Waking up your roomie / flatmate by banging on their door while they are sleeping through the day.
*banging noises, fist on door *

Lauren - ' sleepy state' - whaaaat?

Flatmates - No day time napping!

Lauren - thanks , I appreciate the Klarg
klarg by Burrit21 February 11, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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